Rihanna isn’t someone who I’d consider a champion for women self-respecting themselves, so it should come as no shock to see her participating in something with definite misogynistic overtones. Says Digital Spy,

Rihanna has caused a stir on Twitter again by posting pictures of her throwing money at female strippers.

The Bajan star wrote on Twitter earlier today (May 2): “Best stress reliever= $tripper$. Kill it Tip it #Cake.”

She then published an image of her dropping bills in front of a performer simulating a sex act on another bikini-clad individual.

The picture was accompanied by the caption: “#ROCstars**t my daddy would be proud.”

Rihanna’s most recent post consisted of the hashtags “#RoleModelS**t #NaviS**t” and came with a picture of her apparently receiving a lap dance.

Seemingly making reference to her activities, she also tweeted: “My n***a I’m faded…And I don’t give a ph**k!”

I mean really, encouraging young, impressionable girls that being obsessed with an undead stalker boyfriends is a good thing is bad enough, but when you have what’s obviously a vampire stripper simulating lapping up menstrual blood in what’s supposed to be construed as an erotic act, you’re just being completely irresponsible. I shall now clutch my pearls and leave in a huff. Good day to you!

Jennifer Love Hewitt keeps trying to convince us she’s still sexy and not at all fat but posting overtly photoshopped pics of herself on Twitter. Contrary to what my dad always told me, you apparently can stuff ten pounds of shit in a five-pound sack. Just so long as there’s a magic wand and clone tool to clean up all the stuff that spills over.

In an earlier post, I may have insinuated that Rihanna was a bit of an attention-whore. I was wrong. She’s actually a huge attention-whore. I’m glad we finally got a chance to clear that up.

In Hawaii with her friends (via Twitter):

I’m glad Leann Rimes took to her Twitter yesterday to remind us the most important part of the word “holiday”: the letters H and O.

Not content to let Demi Moore be the only over-the-hill chick to post pictures of herself in a bikini, silicone nightmare Lisa Rinna put up her own bikini pics on Twitter yesterday. She tweeted:

Doin the Demi! Power to the 47yr olds!!!!! She is my idol!

And then there was this photo she put up a couple days ago of herself in a sports bra with the caption:

Here is the Situation- I look better when I don’t do anything no work out no nothin! What’s up with that?!

I guess Twitter’s 140 character limit kept her from writing what she really wanted, which was, “Hey, everybody — look at me!! Look at me!! Look at me!! Look at me!! Look at me!! Look at me!! Look at me!! Look at me!! LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!”

Adrianne Curry posted these pictures of herself naked on the edge of an infinity pool in Costa Rica on her Twitter yesterday. Now, you might be asking yourself, “What good are a bunch of naked pictures if you can’t see anything?” Which is why I spent the last fifteen minutes doctoring the photograph with my totally boss photoshopping skillz (click header). That’s a bonafide faint grainy outline of a nipple right there! You bastards are lucky I don’t charge for awesomeness, or you’d be fucking broke by now.

So, you’re a man, and you go to the firing range to chill out, blow off some steam, maybe. What other activity might you engage in in between firing off a few rounds? Do you:
A. Burp
B. Scratch your balls
C. Ask the instructor for some tips
D. Pose like a pansy for some pictures and upload them to Twitter.

If you’re Spencer Pratt, you most energetically circle D. I’m still waiting for the next photo, where his firearm accidentally discharges while he pretends to suck it off. I’m waaaitiiing….