Rihanna isn’t someone who I’d consider a champion for women self-respecting themselves, so it should come as no shock to see her participating in something with definite misogynistic overtones. Says Digital Spy,

Rihanna has caused a stir on Twitter again by posting pictures of her throwing money at female strippers.

The Bajan star wrote on Twitter earlier today (May 2): “Best stress reliever= $tripper$. Kill it Tip it #Cake.”

She then published an image of her dropping bills in front of a performer simulating a sex act on another bikini-clad individual.

The picture was accompanied by the caption: “#ROCstars**t my daddy would be proud.”

Rihanna’s most recent post consisted of the hashtags “#RoleModelS**t #NaviS**t” and came with a picture of her apparently receiving a lap dance.

Seemingly making reference to her activities, she also tweeted: “My n***a I’m faded…And I don’t give a ph**k!”

I mean really, encouraging young, impressionable girls that being obsessed with an undead stalker boyfriends is a good thing is bad enough, but when you have what’s obviously a vampire stripper simulating lapping up menstrual blood in what’s supposed to be construed as an erotic act, you’re just being completely irresponsible. I shall now clutch my pearls and leave in a huff. Good day to you!

Ke$ha celebrated being a scourge upon the earth alive for a quarter of a century by getting gold studs stuck in her scalp. See folks? This is what happens when white trash gets ahold of too much money. Says Digital Spy,

The ‘TiK ToK’ singer tweeted a picture of herself getting gold pyramid studs put in, along with a message to her followers.

“[It] is happening,” she wrote.

I wonder how much it cost for her head to look like a magnified version of a cheese grater. I would have done it for free with a Bedazzler, with a bonus infection thrown in, too.

With Ariana Grande and the Cryptkeeper:

Chris Brown won a Grammy for best R&B album for his fourth album F.A.M.E. Sunday night, much to the dismay of country singer Miranda Lambert, who loudly voiced her displeasure on her Twitter. In response, Chris Tweeted (via the Daily Mail):

‘Strange how we pick and choose who to hate! Let me ask u this. Our society is full of rappers (which I listen to) who have sold drugs (poisoning).

‘But yet we glorify them and imitate everything they do.

‘Then right before the worlds eyes a man shows how he can make a Big mistake and learn from it, but still has to deal with day to day hatred! You guys love to hate!!! But guess what???’

‘HATE ALL U WANT BECUZ I GOT A GRAMMY Now! That’s the ultimate FUCK OFF.’

The tweets have since been removed from Brown’s account, but it doesn’t matter, because he’s an asshole, and he’s always gonna be an asshole. And if there’s one thing everybody hates, it’s reading about assholes all damn day. I’m sure you work with enough of them to fill your daily requirement (if you weren’t born into a family of them already). So instead, I give you the only antidote powerful enough to counteract that kind of Chris Brown assholery — Sophia Grace and Rosie on the red carpet at the Grammys!:

Since getting that stupid-ass tattoo this past week, Rihanna has received criticism over the message that it conveys. You know, the message other than being a stupid twat. Says Digital Spy,

While many Twitter users spoke out against the body art, claiming that Rihanna was glorifying gang culture, she has since taken to the social networking site to defend her decision.

“I #LOVE my new tattoo!!! Can’t wait for yall to see it!!! I got it in ‘Tibetan’ this time!!! #approved,” she wrote.

“Chill babes #noshade. Err’body has an opinion, but yall know what yall can do with them!!! #THUGLIFE (sic)”

Rihanna later joked: “I’m thinking I shoulda got a tear drop instead!!! #THUGLIFE maybe next time. “All eyes on Rih, betta picture me rollin’ #THUGLIFE.”

I personally think a baboon making smoke signals while picking its ass would be easier to decipher than that ghettospeak. Seriously, if you’re going to make the effort to spell out err’body complete with an apostrophe, you should just go ahead and fucking spell the word you’re bastardizing. That shit is a whole different level of pretentiousness.

Keepin’ it classy with no bra and nipple barbells:

Rihanna took to her Twitter to show off her latest tattoo: the words “Thug Life” etched in pink on her knuckles in an apparent tribute to the rapper credited with coining the phrase infamously tattooed across his stomach, Tupac Shakur. Rihanna could have done worse, I guess. She could have been wearing a pair of Thug Life overalls and matching chef’s hat when she got the tattoo. You just know Tupac wishes he had that one back.

EDITOR’S NOTE: Is it just me, or does she look like Will Smith in a novelty afro wig that spent the afternoon being batted around by a cat? Discuss.

More twitpics of her getting tatted up:

In an earlier post, I may have insinuated that Rihanna was a bit of an attention-whore. I was wrong. She’s actually a huge attention-whore. I’m glad we finally got a chance to clear that up.

In Hawaii with her friends (via Twitter):

Despite recently reuniting with her husband of sixteen days, it’s not been all sunshine and roses for 45-year-old Sinead O’Connor. In fact, just yesterday she took to Twitter to announce that she was “really unwell” and in need of immediate psychiatric attention. The Daily Mail says:

Taking to the social networking site, the mother-of-four claimed that she was in ‘danger’ if she didn’t receive medicine immediately.

The singer began her series of odd Tweets by claiming that Ireland is a ‘VERY hard place to find help in.’

‘Does any1 know a psychiatrist in dublin or wicklow who could urgently see me today please? im really un-well… and in danger,’ she tweeted to her 5,422 followers.

And just what does Victoria’s Secret Angel Candice Swanepoel in their Spring 2012 swimsuit catalog have to do with Sinead O’Connor? Not a goddamn thing. After that tattoo, I thought you’d already suffered enough.

90210 “actress” AnnaLynne McCord “accidentally” posted a topless picture of herself on Twitter yesterday. And then she “accidentally” alerted her followers about it before she finally took it down. The Daily Mail says:

24-year-old [McCord] sent the snap to female fan Megan Lujan after plenty of previous exchanges but also alerted the rest of her Twitter followers to it last week.

She wrote alongside it: ‘This is for you @meganraee You rock! Xxx A.’

But when fans noticed her nipple was visible in the image McCord pulled the original post down and replaced it with a cropped version.

Who among us hasn’t accidentally taken a picture of themselves topless? It’s a lot more common than you think. You’re sitting there, minding your own business, when all of the sudden, whoops! — your cell phone’s out and your bra’s off. And now — uh-oh! — you’re uploading it to your favorite social networking site. If I had a nickel for every time one of my aereolas inadvertently wound up on the interwebs, you can bet I’d be like a seven-thousandaire by now.

AnnaLynne McCord and Sara Foster filming in Beverly Hills:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

Sinead O’Connor has perhaps taken over the title of Craziest Bald Lady from Britney Spears. Just short of two weeks of calling off her marriage of 16 days, she’s reunited back in happy magical sparkle land of love with husband/ex-husband Barry Herridge. True love can’t be suppressed, especially if you’re ingesting mass quantities of drugs. Says Celebrity Cafe,

According to Entertainment Weekly, Tuesday night, the “Nothing Compares 2 U” singer tweeted, “Spent beautiful evening of love making with nine other than husband! Who turned up angelically we decided to be boyfriend and girlfriend.” She later explained her situation further by adding, “yay!!! me husband is a big hairy cave man an came to claim me with his club : ) and now im in cave-land.. yay!! we both go panto!”

O’Connor also explained that she should get the “prize for best typo ever” since her original announcement should have read “none other” instead of “nine other.” She also felt the need to attack those who criticized her for going back to Herridge, tweeting, “motheruf—r who dont like it.. so me all happy!! me love me hubby.. he love me… f— who no like it.. God is good!”

The Los Angeles Times reports that when a fan asked her if the tweets meant that she has called off the divorce, she said yes. “Yup that’s wot it means. An I can add to my lingerie collection. Size uk 12 btw for anyone wanting to send any. 36b. : ),” she wrote.

Then she thumped her chest, said “Sinead drugs goood! Make Sinead have happy! Go now, have sex with hubby!” and dragged her struggling mate into her tree where she repeatedly sodomized him with various vegetables. Okay, maybe that’s not what exactly happened, but judging from her present state of mind, it’s really not a long shot.

Only slightly less disturbing than a bald, fat Sinead O’Connor is a blonde, fat Christina Aguilera:

“Hairspray” star (um, okay) Nikki Blonsky was a trending topic last night after photos of her sweeping up hair at a salon in New York hit the interwebs. The Daily Mail says:

The actress is working at a salon in Long Island, where she does everything from applying make-up to sweeping the floor. ‘

But Nikki, who also appeared in Ugly Betty, has not given up on her dream of hitting the big time again.

‘I asked her if she was still acting and she said that she is auditioning a lot,’ [a customer in the salon said]. ‘But she needs a day job too.’

After feeling the flush of shame that accompanies pics of yourself pushing a broom around the equivalent of a Fantastic Sam’s, Nikki took to Twitter to let everybody know she hadn’t abandoned her hopes of making it big in Hollywood, tweeting:

Its true Im workin@ Superstar Salon as a makeup artist & more Im proud 2 b workin & helpin pay bills BUT ill NEVER loose sight of my dreams.

Just cause Im part time workin doesnt mean Im gonna give up on my dreams n dont give up on urs I might book something big soon keep positive

It’s astounding she can have so few movie role offers with the kinda range she has. For instance, she can play a fat white girl… but throw in a little bronzer and black wig and voila — she’s a fat Mexican girl! Make it braids and you’ve got yourself a fat Native American girl! You’d think directors would be chomping at the bit for a thespian with that broad a spectrum.

Being fat at something that’s probably about food; unfortunately, time did not permit me to find out any further details because (see thumbs 1-5 below):

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

Alec Baldwin up and deleted his Twitter account after American Airlines issued a statement yesterday regarding his less-than-stately removal from one of their flights on Tuesday. See if you can guess whether their version of events is different. The official statement read:

“Since an extremely vocal customer has publicly identified himself as being removed from an American Airlines flight on Tuesday, Dec. 6, we have elected to provide the actual facts of the matter as well as the FAA regulations which American, and all airlines, must enforce. Cell phones and electronic devices are allowed to be used while the aircraft is at the gate and the door is open for boarding. When the door is closed for departure and the seat belt light is turned on, all cell phones and electronic devices must be turned off for taxi-out and take-off.

This passenger declined to turn off his cell phone when asked to do so at the appropriate time. The passenger ultimately stood up (with the seat belt light still on for departure) and took his phone into the plane’s lavatory. He slammed the lavatory door so hard, the cockpit crew heard it and became alarmed, even with the cockpit door closed and locked. They immediately contacted the cabin crew to check on the situation. The passenger was extremely rude to the crew, calling them inappropriate names and using offensive language. Given the facts above, the passenger was removed from the flight and denied boarding.

Alec’s a celebrity, ergo the rules that apply to peons like us don’t apply to him. Besides, he doesn’t have to worry when the plane goes down. He’s not gonna die. That contract he signed with Satan for his soul bought him another 8 years.

Dean McDermott posted a seemingly innocuous picture of four-year-old son Liam on his Twitter last night without realizing that wife Tori Spelling was topless in the background. The Daily Mail says:

In the playful photograph… Tori looked to be reclining in bed while her boys larked around.

The picture was taken down from the reality TV star’s Twitter page this morning after he realized the blunder.

I started hunting around to see if I could find an uncensored version of the photo, but I didn’t have any luck, mostly because it occurred to me that I was voluntarily seeking out lopsided pepperoni nipples on a pair of mangled fake tits attached to some horse-faced skeleton and nobody was holding a gun to my head. Frankly, they don’t pay me enough.

UPDATE: If you’re a masochist and a big fan of pimiento loaf, you can see the uncensored nipples here.