Sorry for the late start today, boys ‘n girls.  I still have the raging viral death that I’ve had all week, and I finally took some Nyquil last night.  Apparently it made me lapse into a bit of a coma or something, because I just woke up 20 minutes ago.  I still have a fever and I slept so long that I’m more than a little disoriented.  Today should be awesome!  And by that, I mean not awesome at all.

Speaking of not awesome, here’s Gwyneth Paltrow at a special screening of “Two Lovers” at the Sunshine Theatre in NYC.  I cannot for the life of me figure out what’s going on with her outfit (aside from all the ugly, I mean — that part’s obvious).  Are those… leather shorts?  High-waisted leather shorts?  Her stylist should be assassinated, and we haven’t even started talking about the hideous top yet.  This whole getup looks like something my grandmother would’ve worn if she’d lived long enough to go through an octogenarian dominatrix phase.  Oh, and I will give a shiny nickel to the first person who marches up to tell Gwyneth that she is TOO OLD for that gothy, smudgy, drunken vagrant eye makeup of which she’s so very fond.  I’ll throw in an extra nickel if you tell her that it never looked good on her in the first damn place.