Demi Lovato tries to break free of her wholesome Disney image in these “provocative” images from photographer Tyler Shields. Seriously, if the best you can do is drag out the old “sucking on a lollipop to simulate fellatio” routine, then maybe it’s time to just hang up the camera. E! Online says,
This provocative yet alluring shot of Demi Lovato is one of many from her recent photo shoot with photographer Tyler Shields, who talked to E! News about his session with the “Skyscraper” singer that will be featured at his Beyond the Gates show at Imitate Modern in London starting Feb. 24.
[Shields says,] “I think people have a very specific vision of her. No one has seen her doing anything remotely sexy. But she’s a grown woman now, and she wants to be sexy and feel sexy, and she wants to have these pictures forever. Little kids eat lollipops. She’s not a kid anymore, but people view her that way. It’s like, ‘So if you’re going to view me as a kid, then here ya go.’ “
Slapping on a ton of makeup and overexposing the film does not make me forget the fact that she looks exactly like a younger version of HSN’s Colleen Lopez, which unfortunately, is about as unsexy as it gets. Unless of course, you are turned on by the ability to get a 3 stone baguette-cut Absolute ring on 3 Flexpays of $19.99, plus shipping and handling. I’m raising my hand on this one, just so you know. Getting a great deal makes me so fucking hot.
Tyler Shields did yet another stupid photoshoot with a washed-up actress, but this time it wasn’t Lindsay Lohanplaying vampire — it was Mischa Barton face-fucking a raw t-bone steak. I think what’s saddest of all is that it’s the best she’s looked in the last three years.
Tyler Shields — or “the poor man’s Terry Richardson,” as he’s known to the rest of the world — posted some “controversial” pictures of Glee’s Heather Morrison on his website today. She’s pictured as a 1960′s housewife with a black eye and bound with an iron, but she seems to be enjoying herself and all the implied abuse in the photos. So what do the pictures mean, exactly? Do they glamorize domestic abuse? Are they a metaphor for being beaten down by domesticity? Restrained by socio-cultural mores? Or do they just confirm that above all, Tyler Shields remains a talentless fucking hack? I guess it’s one of those questions for the ages.
Lindsay Lohan was the big star at photographer Tyler Shields’ gallery show this weekend in L.A. Radar Online says:
The event was Shields’ second gallery show, and was titled Life Is Not a Fairytale, perhaps in deference to his good friend Lindsay, who he featured prominently in his 2009 book, The Dirty Side of Glamor.
“Lindsay is on track. She’s a killer. She’s going to dominate,” Shields told Star magazine.
I can’t believe this douche has his own gallery show. Lindsay Lohan with vampire teeth? Really? Unless this is some kind of secret ironic homage to The Emporer’s New Clothes, that Tyler Shields is a fucking fraud, man. I’ve seen more raw artistic talent wrapped around a piece of Bazooka bubblegum.
Leaving the women’s shelter plus some of Tyler’s “art”:
Before she was sent to the pokey, Lindsay Lohan posed for some Inferno promos shot by Tyler Shields. The only thing different about these promo pics and Lindsay’s normal life is…hm, probably nothing. Except maybe the granny pants.
This is why you should always remove the covers off the beds in motels:
Lindsay Lohan supposedly ignited an interweb controversy after posting the above picture that shows her with a gun in her mouth. I assume the all the “controversy” is because she never pulled the trigger when she had the chance. The Daily Mail says
The photograph is just one of a set taken by photographer Tyler Shields for his new book ‘The Dirty Side of Glamor’.
In other pictures, Lindsay is seen pretending to choke the photographer while holding the gun, and laying on her back with her legs doubled over.
Lindsay [wrote]: ‘It’s not soft core porn hunny, it’s called ART.’
You know what else is “art?” Jesus in a jar full of tinkle and a photograph of someone’s feces sculpted into a self-portrait. It just didn’t say how many cups of shit you had to look at before you can finally appreciate the oblique memisis that is Lindsay Lohan’s art.
You would think it would be impossible to make a video of a girl taking a big load of champagne in the face bukkake-style unsexy, but you’d be fucking wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. All you have to do is show the champagne hitting her face in reverse slow motion and star Hayden Panettiere. I’ve seen footage of college girls throwing up after a kegstand that was sexier than this crap.
