Tyra Banks’ Real Hair
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Hello my preciouses, it’s Sonya today. Abby will be returning tomorrow after she figures out how to remove caulking from her hair. Don’t ask.
In a world of unanswered questions, such as, “Will I have enough to get by on until my next unemployment check?” or, “What’s the truth behind the H1N1 virus scare?”, it’s nice that Tyra Banks is taking the time to answer that most burning-est question of them all: What does her real hair look like? What, you mean, she doesn’t have silky blonde hair? Oh, the shock. Someone get me my smelling salts. I don’t see why you’d constantly want to wear someone else’s hair all the time anyway. It’s kind of creepy. I imagine that she has a mirror-lined room with cases holding a bunch of living heads, and all she has to do to change her coiffure is scalp them. Who needs a hair stylist? Not Tyra!
