Feb 20, 20094
Bono Gets Old, Makes Me Sad
Tags: bono, old, U2
I used to have a crush on Bono since I was like, 7 years old. He’s 5 years younger than my parents but man oh man, the years have not been kind to him. So I am sorry to say that my crush has officially ended, Mr. Paul David Hewson, due to you starting to resemble either Popeye or a leprechaun, I’m not sure which, but both decidedly do not make me hot. You’ve also gotten increasingly self-righteous and preachy and I let that slide because I thought you were Older But Still Hot, but those days are long gone. Thanks for the memories, now go away.
Leaving the Claridges Hotel in London
