Former UFC fighter Justin Levens and his wife Sarah McLean Evans were found shot to death in their Southern California home yesterday. TMZ reports

Sources say cops are investigating their deaths as a possible murder/suicide. Levens had a career record of 9-8 and fought in several different MMA leagues, including the IFL, WEC and UFC. In a morbid twist, Levens once lost to Evan Tanner — the UFC fighter who was found dead in the desert back in September.

This might be a little “out there,” but perhaps those who elect to beat the living fuck out of each other for a living aren’t as psychologically stable as one might suspect. And if that’s true, it could also stand to reason that strippers might not be the paragons of emotionally-healthy sexuality that I always believed. Wow. Just take that all in. If you need a minute to sit down and exhale noisily with your hands behind your head, I’ll understand. It’s not every day you get suckerpunched with a renegade theory like this. Who knows what the truth really is, man.

And to cover the “boobs” part of that story, model Aggiolina Karkampouna in this month’s Greek Maxim Magazine: