Katy Perry is a Lucky Woman

The last time I saw a body like that, it was hanging on a cross. Absolutely no disrespect intended, but that’s how most artists like to depict Christ. All long-torsoed and bony, although I’d expect Russell Brand to be sporting a pair of horns and cloven hooves rather than a halo.   He’s always given me …

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Robert Pattinson Inspires Underwear Line

Now you too can be a sparklepants! Marks & Spencer (they’re probably gay) are designing a line of panties men’s underwear that are inspired by Sparklepants-in-Chief Robert Pattinson. Says Digital Spy, The slim-fit garments will be called the R-Pant, reports The Guardian. The range of low-rise trunks and briefs are meant to be worn with skinny …

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