Now that he’s amassed the most Twitter followers EVER in 24-hour period, Charlie Sheen took to UStream to broadcast his own live webcast Saturday night. Just like iCarly, but with more nicotine and KY stains. The Daily Mail says:

The show, called Sheen’s Korner, streamed live on UStream.tv and attracted 104,000 viewers in the first 15 minutes.

The actor, who was visibly sweating in a black T-shirt with a green dollar sign on it, was joined by his assistant [and one of his] girlfriends at his Sherman Oaks home.

Reading from a series of cue cards and notes Sheen delivered a radio-type show to fans [and] revealed a new ‘winning’ tattoo on his left wrist.

He also said he was watching himself in Apocalypse Now on a loop and showed the camera a scene where Harrison Ford’s character tells him to ‘terminate with extreme prejudice’.

He ended the show by reading poetry and promising to return the next night. ‘Trolls beware,’ said Sheen before the screen went blank.

After the spectacular “media tsunami” Charlie’s been commandeering for the last two weeks, Sheen’s Korner proved to be huge disappointment. Unless you have an hour and a bottle of Wild Turkey to kill, you’re better off watching Bill Hader’s version on SNL this weekend (after the jump).

Charlie’s smokin-hot ex-wife Denise Richards in L.A. yesterday:

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Just four days after she filed a $1.5 million lawsuit for battery and false imprisonment against ex-boyfriend Shawne Merriman, Tila Tequila publicly entered the realm of cuckoo bananas by ranting nude for hours in front of a webcam. Nine MSN says

The reality star’s antics included doing a striptease, waving a gun around, removing a tampon and masturbating in front of the camera.

She also took the opportunity to defend herself against all her haters.

“People call me an attention whore … or whatever,” she ranted. “But excuse me, I’m a grown ass woman and I’m confident in myself … I think a woman’s body is a beautiful thing … that’s why I’m a lesbian … I was born naked … anybody who is against that is gay and in denial.”

She later declared, “I am an angel … because I am here to save the world with my army.”

Unfortunately, you can’t watch Tila pull out her Tampax or rub the monkey anymore, because her lawyer went and pulled all the videos. According to TMZ

[Tila's attorney says] he thinks the domestic violence incident with Shawne in September may have “pushed her over the edge.”

[However, he] acknowledges something is seriously wrong with Tila and he’s trying to figure out how to get her some help.

Um, yeah. Bitch is completely fucking insane. She thinks she has an army? Please! You’d be lucky to find three dudes that still give a shit about her busted-ass implants, much less an entire army. If she were any more delusional, she’d be Kathy Lee Gifford.

A couple of screen caps from the video: