When Miranda Kerr and Donald Duck do it, it’s “avant-garde” and “adorable.” When I decide to go outside without pants, it’s misdemeanor indecent exposure. Explain to me how the hell that works.

Miranda in next month’s V magazine with Ana Beatriz Barros:

V Magazine proclaims it’s “Lady Gaga’s World” on the cover of their September issue, on which Lady Gaga appears to be mid-fart and full black-face. Oh, and Gaga? 1971 Malibu Barbie called. She wants to know if anyone still thinks that joke’s funny. ‘Cause I sure as hell do!

Whoever smelt it, dealt it:

And for shits and giggles (mostly shits), Kate Moss in next month’s UK V Magazine (thumb 9 NSFW):

Ever heard that old joke that goes, “What’s better than a supermodel in a swimsuit?” Well, just so you know, the answer is supposed to be “SIX supermodels in a swimsuit.” If you answer “A pocket full of roofies and a hand-held video camera,” everyone stars staring at you all weird and covering their drinks.

From V Magazine’s first ever swimsuit issue starring Kate Moss, Gisele Bundchen, Claudia Schiffer, Naomi Campbell, Eva Herzigova, and Daria Werbowy:

Gisele Bundchen makes the most of some acid-washed denim scraps in the August issue of V magazine, single-handedly making eighties fashion relevant again. I’m so stoked! Now I just break out my Human League albums and my totally boss day-glo leg warmers and wait for the yuppie fallout to ensue. Who’s the dweeb-o-rama now, dickweeds? Validation is mine!