Jan 21, 200919
Val Kilmer Has Gone to Hell
Tags: fat, iceman, top gun, ugly, val kilmer, weight
What in God’s holy name happened to the Iceman? He looks more like the “Red Beans and Rice Man.” Or “Maybe One More Slice Man.” Or “More Whipped Cream Would Be Nice Man.” Okay, I’ll stop now.
Val Kilmer leaving the Huffington Post Inaugural Ball in D.C.:
