Jessica Simpson is Engaged to Eric Johnson

A little over a week after her ex-husband announced his engagement to Vanessa Minnillo, Jessica Simpson announced that she’s getting married, too. So nanny-nanny boo-boo, stick your head in doo-doo, Nick Lachey! Star Magazine says: A rep confirmed the engagement on Sunday, just ten days after Jessica’s ex-husband Nick Lachey announced his engagement. Jessica and …

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People You Don’t Care About Got Engaged

In news that nobody’s sure to care about, former 98 Degrees member Nick Lachey and his longtime girlfriend are getting married. You can almost hear Jessica Simpson’s muffled sobs through the mouthfuls of biscuits and gravy. Radar Online says: Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo, who briefly split last summer, are now engaged! “We’re excited and …

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Vanessa Manillo and Nick Lachey Break Up

The three-year long romance between Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo is over, or as I like to call it, “who the fuck cares.” According to Us Weekly “They have amicably split but remain good friends who still greatly care for one another,” Minnillo’s rep [says]. Adds a source: “It was an amicable break-up. They walk …

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S.S. Christina Milian Does Maxim

I still can’t figure out who Christina Milian is, and as a matter of fact I’ve become pretty convinced that she and Vanessa Minnillo are actually the same person.  Have you ever seen the two of them together?  EXACTLY, my friends.  Case closed. Christina and/or Vanessa in the July ’09 issue of Maxim:

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Nick and Vanessa Get It On, Part 2

Australian tabloid Famous has the other half of those irritatingly censored photos of Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo bumpin’ uglies in a hot tub while vacationing in Mexico. It’s hardly anything worth getting worked up about, really. You could see a million more provocative images googling “Mongolian Breakfast” and “Tadpole Bukkake Knitting Needle.” In fact, …

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