Despite recently reuniting with her husband of sixteen days, it’s not been all sunshine and roses for 45-year-old Sinead O’Connor. In fact, just yesterday she took to Twitter to announce that she was “really unwell” and in need of immediate psychiatric attention. The Daily Mail says:

Taking to the social networking site, the mother-of-four claimed that she was in ‘danger’ if she didn’t receive medicine immediately.

The singer began her series of odd Tweets by claiming that Ireland is a ‘VERY hard place to find help in.’

‘Does any1 know a psychiatrist in dublin or wicklow who could urgently see me today please? im really un-well… and in danger,’ she tweeted to her 5,422 followers.

And just what does Victoria’s Secret Angel Candice Swanepoel in their Spring 2012 swimsuit catalog have to do with Sinead O’Connor? Not a goddamn thing. After that tattoo, I thought you’d already suffered enough.

The tags on these photos of Candice Swanepoel said they were new, but I could neither confirm nor deny this, mostly because finding out would have involved me not looking at the pictures. I just figured I couldn’t run the risk of them not being new, because it wouldn’t be fair to you if they were. That’s just how much I care. Better to err on the side of of caution, I always say.

It’s exactly thirty-seven days, eleven hours and forty-three minutes until Christmas, so I thought that pics of Adriana Lima in Victoria’s Secret’s Christmas catalog would help get us in the holiday spirit. And for the record, I was almost ten before I learned that “getting in the holiday spirit” didn’t mean “stumbling around drunk in a red velvet suit with a visible erection and vomit in your beard.” Yeah, my dad made a pretty shitty Santa. You don’t even wanna know what I though “decking the halls” was.

The thing that sucks about winter is you get way less hot bikini action than you do in the summer. Fortunately, Victoria’s Secret has taken it upon themselves to rectify that injustice by putting pics of Candice Swanepoel in a bikini in their holiday catalog. Which ultimately begs the question, is that a yule log in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? Beats the hell outta ten lords a-leaping, I can tell you that.

Victoria’s Secret supermodels Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton were aptly dressed for the launch of their latest Angel fragrance and the Dream Angels bra at the Victoria’s Secret in SoHo yesterday. All I know is if I’m ever on the operating table and I code, this better damn well be what I see when I go into the light. Anything else will make heaven a giant disappointment.

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

These pics of Candice Swanepoel in the latest Victoria’s Secret catalog don’t have anything to do with anything, but they’re not Lindsay Lohan, so here you go. Consider it a little something to wash down the taste of that last post. Besides, I figured you might have wanted to see someone whose hair is blonde instead of her teeth for a change.

Hey, what’s the exact opposite of Kristen Stewart in a full suit of armor? Candice Swanepoel in a sexy cowgirl outfit. Meet the yin to her yang. Now I have brought balance to the internet, just as the prophecy foretold!

You might remember that I posted some pics from this bikini shoot back in August, and now we’ve got the finished product to admire. Those pics confirmed beyond a shadow of a doubt that Candice Swanepoel looks just as good in real life as she does in these overshopped catalog pics. Needless to say, I fucking hate her and I hope she dies in a fire. The end.

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Victoria’s Secret Angel Lily Aldridge married Kings of Leon front man Caleb Followill in May, which just goes to show you that your music can suck and your haircut look stupid and your face be all smarmy and weasel-like and you can still land a lingerie model, so long as you’re famous. Nothing drops panties like name recognition and a guitar.

Apologies for the lack of updates yesterday. Hurricane Irene knocked out the power, so I’ve been living without TV or the internet for the last three days, like an animal. I hope these pics of Erin Heatherton modeling Victoria’s Secret sportswear make up for it. If it doesn’t, fuck you. I’ve been forced to defecate in the corners of my house like a feral cat and drink Early Times all day long for the last 72 hours straight, so think about that before you get all huffy. And yes, I was technically already doing that before we lost power, but I could at least still see what I was doing then. Drinking and going to the bathroom in the dark is a lot harder than it sounds. Particularly if you do them in that order.

Bonus video of her modeling the line after the jump:

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TLC just gone done axing Kate Gosselin’s crappy “Kate + 8″ show, and now they’re canceling “L.A. Stink Ink” because of its comparably low ratings. But the way Kat von D tells it, she wasn’t fired because her show sucks; she quit that bitch because reality TV is supposed to be pure, unadulterated truth. She told People Magazine:

“In an effort to capitalize on my recent breakup [with Jesse James], TLC has decided to focus on re-editing events that didn’t happen while filming. In my opinion, any attempt to compromise the honesty of that would be an insult to my fans and viewers.

As grateful as I am to have been a part of LA Ink, I’m ready to end this chapter and want to focus on other projects now.”

It’s TLC’s loss, really. There are tons of projects out there for a girl like Kat. “RuPaul’s Drag Race” and “Bangkok Ladyboy Cabaret” come to mind. So do “Celebrity Rehab” and “My Strange Addiction.”

Miranda Kerr in some new Victoria’s Secret pics, because she doesn’t have to tuck:

Most labels are tripping over themselves to get celebrity endorsements, but Abercrombie & Fitch is actually paying “Jersey’s Shore” Micheal “The Situation” Sorrentino not to wear their clothing anymore because he’s bad for the brand’s “image.” The company released a statement yesterday saying (via the Daily Mail):

Referring to the proposal as ‘A Win-Win Situation,’ they expressed ‘deep concern’ that the cast of the MTV reality show are parading around in their goods and blackening their reputation.

It stated: ‘We understand that the show is for entertainment purposes, but believe this association is contrary to the aspirational nature of our brand, and may be distressing to many of our fans.’

Sorrentino, 29, has now been offered a ‘substantial payment’ to ‘wear an alternate brand’.

And just what is Abercrombie & Fitch’s image, you ask? Well, most of their marketing campaign is comprised of provocative black and white photos of preteens in their underpants, so I’ll say “child exploitation.” But Abercrombie was also busted contracting out sweatshops in Saipan, so I guess it’s really child exploitation and child labor. You can see how The Situation wearing their track suits could really ruin their good name.

Lily Aldrige in Victoria’s Secret lingerie because she’s not 11 or a guido: