Victoria's Secret First Short Hair Model

After covering up Karlie Kloss’ blunt bob with $75,000 worth of extensions for their annual runway show last November, Victoria’s Secret has debuted her as their first-ever short-haired model in a new Very Sexy ad campaign. The Daily Mail says:

The American model was named the lingerie giant’s latest Angel last month, and revealed that although she ‘kind of got in the dog house a little bit’ for her surprise hair cut, she said that Victoria’s Secret ‘have been the biggest supporters of it.’

She [said]: ‘It’s an honor to be the first Victoria’s Secret girl with short hair. There are girls out there with every body type and there are girls out there with every hair type. You can be sexy with short hair!’

So what do you think? Is her short hair sexy? Personally, I don’t care for it. Not because I have something against short hair — I just have something against bad haircuts. It looks like someone hacked off her ponytail with a pair of hedge clippers and then gave her bangs as an afterthought. A haircut like that belongs on a middle school librarian with skin tags and halitosis, not a lingerie model.

See her haircut in motion:


Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel (left) looks like she should captaining a crew of the damned in search of a missing piece of cursed Aztec gold. I’m surprised you can’t make out the outline of her kidneys from this angle. I’m hungry just looking at her.

Bikini season will be here before you know it, so check out the some summer-staple suits in the gallery above. Then go eat a sandwich for Candice.

This what Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley looks like when she wakes up. I hate her and love her, all at the same time. But mostly hate. Nobody should look that good without makeup or a bra.

Get Rosie’s racerback tank here from Collette. Get a lock of her hair by hanging out in the dumpster behind her stylist’s.

Justin Bieber has been “dating” Disney star Selena Gomez for like a year now, but you wouldn’t know it from the way he was going around the Victoria’s Secret fashion show asking models like Cara Delevingne (above) for their numbers. Page Six says:

Bieber performed at the VS show at the Lexington Avenue Armory on Wednesday, and attended the after-party at Lavo on East 58th Street.

According to several sources, Bieber was “asking for phone numbers from the girls” throughout taping of the show and at the party.

“He was hitting on the girls all day,” added one witness.

It was inevitable, really. He and Cara obviously have the same brow groomer on speed dial. Not to mention the same bra size and swimmer’s build. That’s the bearded hand of destiny right there!

Get a pink silk robe like Cara’s here from Juicy Couture.

Alessandra Ambrosio as a sexy orchid and a sexy Native American. Suck it, Gwen Stefani!

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