Victoria’s Secret model Candice Swanepoel is on the cover of next month’s Vogue Portugal looking decidedly less skeletal than she has in recent months, but that’s only because they’ve digitally widened her right arm to the point that it doesn’t even have an elbow anymore and then angled said arm to disguise her actual waist. Seems like a lot of work if you ask me. They could have saved themselves a fortune in editing just by investing in some of those famous Jessica Simpson chili cookoff jeans. Even a Somalian refugee with full-blown AIDS would look fat in those things.
Former VS model Laetitia Casta in the July issue of French Glamour, because she doesn’t look like she just escaped Auschwitz: