Ashley Olsen Doesn’t Wash Her Hands After Going Potty
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Not only does Ashley Olsen think her shit don’t stank — she also thinks it won’t make you sick, either. According to Page Six
Ashley Olsen [left] the bathroom at Regal Cinema in Union Square without washing her hands after seeing “Revolutionary Road.”
E. coli bows to no man, people. E. coli doesn’t care if you’re a “celebrity.” E. coli doesn’t care that you once boned the bassist from Sugar Ray in alcohol-and-ecstasy filled stupor in Amarillo in 1998, which you know for a fact actually did happen because one of your friends found the footage on the internet and put it on their MySpace. Oh, no. All E. coli cares about is your asshole and finding the quickest way to get there. Much like the bassist from Sugar Ray in 1998.
At the opening of the new “Mango” store in SoHo:
