David Letterman announced during the Monday taping of his CBS Late Show that he had married longtime girlfriend and mother of his child, Regina Lasko. Us Weekly says

“On Thursday, at 3 p.m., March 19, 2009, at the Teton County Courthouse in Choteau, Montana, I was married to Regina Lasko,” Letterman said about 20 minutes into the show, before he read the “Top 10″ list.

Letterman and Lasko — who began dating in 1986 when Lasko worked for him on his show — welcomed Harry in November 2003.

If you’re wondering why it took him 23 years to propose, I’m guessing it’s because it took fifteen just to convince him she wasn’t really a lesbian, and then maybe another seven before he finally gave up looking for her secret ax and blue ox. Congratulations to the happy couple!

In the most boring news ever to befoul your screen, singers Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams were married earlier this week in Georgia. Zzzzzzz… Us Weekly says

They tied the knot Tuesday in Savannah… [in a] secret wedding.

After confirming her engagement to Adams in February, Moore said she wanted the wedding “to slip by unnoticed by everybody. I guess we have to be sort of sneaky about it, but I’ll see what I can accomplish.”

I don’t know how two people who look like that managed to escape the public eye for so long! You’d have thought the Center for Disease Control would have snatched them right off the street and properly quarantined them until they consented to their Hepatitis vaccinations.

Boring, loring, snoring: