You know those eighteen pounds Jennifer Love Hewitt supposedly lost last month? Well, it looks like she found them again. You know how that old saying goes — if you love something, set it free. If it comes back to your hips and thighs, it’s yours. If it doesn’t, it’s probably because you never really lost it in the first place. Fatty.

Waddling through Toluca Lake August 23rd:

If you’re wondering how much it costs to look as good as Britney Spears, hang on to your checkbook. According to The Daily Mail

The star signed up to a $22,000-a-month diet and exercise regime, [including] $10,000-a-month on a nutritionist and diet supplements,$8,000 on a personal trainer and $4,000 on a private dance choreographer.

Of course, she could have just laid off the Taco Bell and Venti Frappucinos and got her fat ass to the gym once in a while, but that would have ultimately saved her money. And God knows that’s not the Hollywood way! It’s not celebrity finance unless you’re wiping your ass with Gunar the Belgian yoga instructor’s bill and $10,000 worth of genetically-engineered organically grown bean sprouts flown in first class from Bangladesh.

In Cabo with a mystery douche man: