There isn’t a sweaty Greek man in assless chaps mounting Nick Jonas from behind in this picture, but it’s still probably the gayest thing you’ll see all day. Unless you’re looking in a mirror, that is. Oh, snap! No she dih-ent! That’s right — I went there. Consider yourself pwned.
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer Griffin Online
Women fall all over themselves for Orlando Bloom because he has a pretty face, but he has one of the birdiest bird chests I’ve ever seen and he’s maybe a buck-twenty soaking wet. And hey — whaddya know — he actually is soaking wet! Well, well. Today is your lucky day, ladies. You don’t normally see a physique like that without an asthma inhaler and Magic: the Gathering blocking your view.
Filming scenes for “The Good Doctor”:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer Griffin Online, Pacific Coast News
I get about five or six emails a day calling me a racist, or a misogynist, or a racist misogynist, so today I’m going to make a point to show you that I can be just as demeaning to men as I am to women, regardless of their race. I present “Twilight’s” Taylor Lautner, in all his wet-shirted glory. I guess a man frolicking in the waves and staving off a head injury is sexy to some people. And by “some people” I of course mean “queers.” I don’t want to come off as too self-righteous here or anything.
Even more after the jump:
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