Katy Perry’s photo shoot for next month’s InStyle Magazine begs only one question: how many My Little Ponies had to die in order for them to make that busted-ass wig?
Lady Gaga and her legion of little monsters always claim that her style is “original” and “unique,” but what I see here looks like one part Lucius Malfoy wig, one part Morticia Adams dress, one part Enrique Inglesia’s mole, and a splash of Madonna’s Vogue at the MTV Music awards in 1990. Any way you mix it up, that look’s not hers.
Heading to Jimmy Kimmel live:
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Marisa Miller dons a brunette Mia Wallace-style wig in a sexy photo shoot for 944 magazine. I wouldn’t mind giving her a foot massage, if you know what I’m saying. Rowr.
Good thing Rihanna is wearing such a big, sparkly barrette. Otherwise we might not have noticed her hair.
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin Online
Psst… Naomi… your bald spot is showing. Bumblebee tuna! The Daily Mail says
The supermodel revealed a huge bald patch beneath her long luscious wig while on a fashion shoot for designer Dennis Basso in New York today.
The 40-year-old has revealed signs of a vanishing hairline before, but the true extent of the problem was put show after a gust of wind caught her off-guard. It appears that years of wearing tight hair extensions have [caused] severe breakage.
But Naomi appeared oblivious as she posed at a gas station in the Meatpacking district.
I’m not so sure that really is Naomi Campbell. It looks an awful lot like Queen Nefertiti’s mummified corpse zombie-attacking a gas station. Really, have you seen the price of premium lately? Tell me that doesn’t stink of ancient Egyptian curse right there!
See older balding photos here and here:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin Online
Jessica Simpson and her main gay Ken Paves took to the skies (and subsequently to Twitter) to play hair salon on Saturday. Jess wrote:
Carol Brady who? In flight hairdo fun! Aunt Vikki came along too!!!!
So if you ever wanted to know what your mom would look like if she had been mated with Justin Bieber, here you go. And for the record, you might want to see about getting a therapist. I’m pretty sure they make a pill for “pervert weirdo” nowadays. It’s the only way Charlie Sheen’s allowed out in public with out a minder holding a genital cuff and a cattle prod.
90210′s AnnaLynne McCord went undercover in a long brunette wig during a night out on the town with her sister last weekend. She might be able to hide the fact that she’s blond, but that hairpiece doesn’t do shit for hiding the fact that she’s geeked out of her fuckin gourd. The D.A.R.E. officers at my elementary school always said you should stay away from cocaine. That’s why I bought a 15-foot straw and one of those really long bridges you use to play pool.
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
The first part of Lady Gaga’s name is a term for British nobility. The second half is something a baby says during early attempts at verbalization. She appears to have sewn a gigantic hair button to the top of her head. Given what we know, factoring in current social mores and a margin of error plus or minus five percent, I think we can safely say that Lady Gaga is a fucking idiot.
Arriving at the Manchester Academy:
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