Apr 12, 20113

Lady Gaga Wipes Out Onstage

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Lady Gaga fell off her piano and pancaked the floor during a live performance in Houston yesterday, and although it was a pretty stout fall, she somehow managed to escape any significant injury. Local paramedics reportedly credit her balls with cushioning the fall.

May 4, 20092

Lindsay Lohan Falls Down

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Most people usually grimace when they realize they’re about to hit the pavement, but Lindsay Lohan’s first instinct is to make like she’s about to deep-throat a penis. I think that’s what they call a down-on-your-knees-jerk reaction.

Watch the video of her falling here.

Hooking like she means it because Club Tribe paid her to:

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