Hugh Jackman has once again proven himself the consummate celebrity, indulging hundreds of fanboys (and fangirls) with a complimentary breakfast after they camped out all night long to see his latest movie. Sigh! Swoon! The NY Daily News says

The “Wolverine” star dropped a grand total of $4,308.87 on breakfast for 800 fans who had camped outside a Tempe, Ariz., movie theater the night before the latest “X-Men” flick premiered. The bill covered 67 breakfast trays worth of bagels and muffins, as well as 80 gallons of coffee.

In an industry rife with insufferable douchebags and self-important asswipes, it does my heart good to post a story like this one. It warms the heart and — okay, I’m not going to lie anymore. I mostly did it to put up more pictures of him without his shirt on. That he was gallant and thoughtful was just icing on the metaphorical sex cake. Mmm… sex cake. I’ll take two, please!

Holy Mary Mother of God:

He’s been linked to two different Oksanas and dozens of other women, but 53-year-old actor Mel Gibson arrived at the new X-Men premiere with Russian composer Oksana Grigorieva on his arm. Oksana is signed to Mel’s recording label Icon and reportedly two months pregnant with his bastard child. According to the Daily Mail

The Mad Max star appeared at the Los Angeles premiere of X-Men Origins: Wolverine, hand-in-hand with new love Oksana Grigorieva. The 39-year-old Russian singer’s appearance with Mel came as surprising given the fact his £640million fortune is at stake in his upcoming divorce battle.

The actor’s attendance at the premiere was unexpected as he rarely attends Hollywood events.

Even more unexpected was that Oksana appeared to have shanghaied Michael Jackson’s nose and Nikki Cox’s lips without either one of them noticing. I’ve seen CPR dummies with more natural features.

See Oksana’s lingerie pics here.

The trailer for the new X-Men movie “X-Men Origins: Wolverine” hit the net today, replete with enough glistening and rippling Hugh Jackman-ness to set a girl’s loins on fire. My goodness. I damn near slid off my seat after watching that, if you know what I mean! Probably because I was trying to pour nacho cheese on my frittata while I was typing that last sentence. Seriously, does everything have to be about vaginas with you? God, you’re such a pervert.