I totally thought this was going to be about someone else bashing Jessica Simpson’s intelligence (or lack, thereof). No, this is real. Digital Spy says,

Jessica Simpson has revealed that she was recently offered a brain sandwich for a snack.

The 29-year-old, who was filming new TV show The Price Of Beauty in Morocco, said that she declined the local delicacy.

Speaking to OK about the shoot, she said: “We definitely had our moments. Somebody threw a bun in front of me, and I was supposed to make a brain sandwich. You know, that’s not really something I want to partake in!”

The actress and singer added that she loved the country, saying: “The women there are incredible. She stays covered to keep herself for her man, so everything is through her eyes.

“When somebody can carry themselves very confident, sexy, all-knowing, and be completely covered, it’s all about what’s inside of them. It’s about what you define as beautiful. I love Morocco.”

Yes, leave it to Jessica to praise women being oppressed. I’m sure she’d find women getting beaten or killed for being raped or being considered worth less than men not so romantic. Nothing says “I love you”
like a good old fashioned flogging! Here’s a suggestion: Next time, eat the brain sandwich. It wouldn’t hurt to try.

At the  2009 QVC FFANY Shoes On Sale event in New York City, making stupid faces as usual

Christina Aguilera really knows how to boost her man’s confidence! Nothing says “I love you” like a backhanded insult to your manhood. I bet that really gives her husband Jordan Bratman a raging soft-on. Says The Sun,

The Beautiful star says she’d much rather spend time admiring the naked form of a female than a fella.

Christina insists Jordan - father of her 20-month-old son Max - is the one who “ultimately” presses all the right buttons.

But she’s adamant girls are “sexier” to look at.

She said: “I feel sexiest in the nude. I think women are such sensual beings.

“I mean, I’m attracted to men ultimately - I’m married and I love my husband and I love what we do together.

“But honestly, if I had the choice between viewing a naked man or a naked woman, I’d choose the woman.

“We’re just naturally sexier and more beautiful to look at.”

Well, as long as she ultimately remembers that she’s attracted and married to a man, what she does in the meantime doesn’t really matter, does it?

Picking out pumpkins with son Max: