Ashton Kutcher got busted cheating with a bunch of skanks and his wife filed for divorce yesterday, but Men’s Health still thinks you’re interested in his relationship advice. Like getting flying tips from the Hindenburg. Radar Online says:

Kutcher’s quotes were made before the split was official.

When asked the best advice that he’d ever gotten, Ashton replied: “I think it’s all about working on the relationship and making it better … when it’s good. Don’t wait for a problem to work on things. The goal is not to get into a relationship; the goal is to be in a relationship.”

Ashton’s final comment could be easily translated as a dig at soon-to-be ex-wife Demi — when asked to finish the sentence, “I could never be with a woman who…”

Kutcher replied, “Wow, that’s tough. I could never be with a woman who felt like she needed to change me.”

Damn those demanding bitches! Always whining about something, I tell you! It’s always, “Quit screwing random whores” this, and “you gave me another STD” that. Ashton deserves a fucking medal for sticking with that shrew for so long.

Rihanna in a photoshoot for her new album, Talk That Talk, because if I wanted to see an unshaven, smarmy face, I’d go look at my husband:

Carla Gugino is in the March ’09 issue of Women’s Health Magazine.  In the interview, she talks about a lot of boring crap like vitamins and embracing opportunity, but she also says she’s a sensualist and that she sees no reason to marry her boyfriend of 12 years because she likes that there’s nothing holding them but their desire to be together.  Oh, and there’s also this:

Flipping through the movie previews on an airplane recently, she was amused to see that “in all the American movies, something is blowing up, while in the European ones are people having sex. Here you can see a nipple blown off, but you can’t see a woman walking to the bathroom after sex. It’s weird, because to me, sexuality is a big part of who we are as humans, the way we connect.”

Carla Gugino has been awesome and hot as hell ever since the magnificently stupid Son in Law nearly 16 years ago.  She’s also playing Silk Spectre in the upcoming Watchmen, so it appears she has no intention of ceasing either the hot or the awesome.

From the March ’09 issue of Women’s Health Magazine: