Demi Moore Rushed to the Hospital for “Exhaustion”

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Demi Moore was rushed to the hospital last night for some sort of substance abuse issue, although just what substance she was abusing remains to be seen. TMZ says:

A 911 call was placed at 10:45 PM Monday night. Paramedics responded to Demi’s L.A. home and after assessing her for a half hour, she was transported to a local hospital.

Sources tell us she is being placed in a facility to “seek further professional assistance.” Our sources say the treatment is for substance abuse.

Demi’s rep [said], “Because of the stresses in her life right now, Demi has chosen to seek professional assistance to treat her exhaustion and improve her overall health. She looks forward to getting well and is grateful for the support of her family and friends.”

In case you’re wondering, that’s not Demi Moore up there on the cover of Grazia magazine. It’s actually Victoria’s Secret moodel Miranda Kerr, because A) she’s Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr, B) she’s in a Wonder Woman costume, and because C) Demi Moore looks like E.T. in a Cher wig. Even Flat Stanley has more curves than that bitch does.

S.S. Suffering Sappho! Wonder Woman is Still HOT

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It’s hard to believe that Lynda Carter is almost 60 years old and still looks this damn good. Come on, admit it — you’d totally do it with Wonder Woman. And don’t think you can lie, either! The Lasso of Truth won’t abide it!

Lynda (and her invisible plane?) at the American Ballet’s 69th Annual Spring Gala yesterday:

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