New “X-Men Origins: Wolverine” Trailer

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The trailer for the new X-Men movie “X-Men Origins: Wolverine” hit the net today, replete with enough glistening and rippling Hugh Jackman-ness to set a girl’s loins on fire. My goodness. I damn near slid off my seat after watching that, if you know what I mean! Probably because I was trying to pour nacho cheese on my frittata while I was typing that last sentence. Seriously, does everything have to be about vaginas with you? God, you’re such a pervert.