Caption This Contest Winner

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Thanks to everyone who participated in our first ever Krazy Kats Halloween Costume Giveaway Caption This Contest! We hope to be bringing you stuff like this more often. Anyway, the official winner of the contest IS… AJ:

This is what happens when you teach “abstinence only” singing.

The rest of you can still enjoy that $15 gimme on any costume at Krazy Katz with the coupon code “snarky,” just for being a loyal reader of the site. Halloween’s just around the corner, so stock up now before all the good stuff’s sold out. You’ve got ten days before you have to resort to showing up at a party as a “cereal killer” or a Charlie Brown-style ghost. I think I speak for guys everywhere when I say, “Neither of those show off your boobs!”

But It’s Not My Fault

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Sorry about the lack of updates today! Tropical storm Hannah Montana is really salting my internet game. On an unrelated note, if you find an orange notice stuck inside your cable bill, it’s for Halloween. The more you know!