S.S. Meet Zoe Saldana, aka Captain Uhura

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Zoe Saldana aka Captain Uhura

By all accounts the new Star Trek movie sucks donkey, but there’s still a chance you might get to see boobs, so… SOLD! The Sun says

The new movie… reveals the secrets of Captain Kirk’s teen years and his first years in Starfleet. And he also gets to grips with the sexy young Uhura, played by Zoe Saldana, in a steamy bed scene.

I think I speak for all Star Trek fans when I say, “majQa’! nuqDaq ‘oH puchpa”e’?” which of course is Klingon for “Well-done! Where is the bathroom?” I guess it kinda loses some of its bite in the translation.

Backstage at W, Spring 2009 Fashion Week:

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