Jan 27, 20101

S.S. Keeley Hazell in Zoo Magazine

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I don’t think it’s any coincidence that British glamour model Keeley Hazell has three E’s in her name, because I’m pretty sure it’s also her cup size. It’s almost like she was destined to have giant tits. Which is why I’ll be legally changing my name to Abbeee as soon as I’m done writing this. Time to work your magic, destiny!

See her completely topless here.

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Feb 4, 20091

Emily Scott Zoo Australia Magazine Pictures

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I suppose I could wiki Emily Scott and find out a little bit about who this whore actually is, but that would translate to a good ten or twenty seconds that I wouldn’t be seeing her boobs. I believe the words I’m looking for here are hell and no and do it yourself, you spoiled crybaby faggot. My parole officer calls that “winning a war with words instead of fists.” Feels good, doesn’t it?

Emily in last month’s issue of Australian ZOO magazine:

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