I’m all for dressing little kids like they’re little kids, unlike some who let their kids look like whores , or make them look like little miniatures of themselves with name brands plastered all over them, but I think this is taking things a bit too far. Little Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale here looks like a younger Christopher Robin resurrected. Pinafores and knee socks might have been okay in the 1920′s but nowadays they’re not so much. I’m sorry, are those yellow striped leggings? Poor little Zuma was planted firmly on the path to KickMeVille when he was named, now with his mom dressing him like a little Lord Fauntleroy, he gets a boot in the backside.

With mom Gwen Stefani and older brother Kingston:

Hello, my lovelies.  It’s Sarah today, and I’ll be with you all week whilst Abby attends a special training camp to perfect her nude human cannonball.  Anyway, I went out Saturday night and didn’t get home until 8:05am today, so I’m feeling the effects of my weekend right now.  How about you look at some pictures of pretty people with tiny tots, and I’ll go mainline some caffeine?

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The paparazzi got their real first shot at Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale’s new baby Zuma Nesta Rock Stefani Rossdale as he posed for his very own passport at the Beverly Hills Library yesterday. Just what the hell a baby would need with a passport is beyond me. Maybe he’s involved with international baby espionage and intrigue. Or maybe he just wants something that says, “I crapped myself in 28 different countries.” Well, for a pants-pooping covert agent, you have to admit he’s pretty darn cute.

Annoyingly cute singer Gwen Stefani has given birth to a son, Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. Yeah, I know. Zuma Nesta? Isn’t that the name of some sleeping pill? I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t want my son’s name to conjure up images of some creepy green glowing moth invading my room. NineMSN reports,

Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale weighed in at a healthy 8.5 pounds. Mum and baby are both “happy and healthy” says a publicist from the hospital.

Zuma is Gwen’s second child with husband Gavin Rossdale, the couple already have a two-year-old son, Kingston.

If you ever wake up in the middle of the night to the soft fluttering of moth wings over your mouth, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

A very pregnant but still adorable Gwen in LA August 10