Hello, my lovelies.  It’s Sarah today, and I’ll be with you all week whilst Abby attends a special training camp to perfect her nude human cannonball.  Anyway, I went out Saturday night and didn’t get home until 8:05am today, so I’m feeling the effects of my weekend right now.  How about you look at some pictures of pretty people with tiny tots, and I’ll go mainline some caffeine?

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The paparazzi got their real first shot at Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale’s new baby Zuma Nesta Rock Stefani Rossdale as he posed for his very own passport at the Beverly Hills Library yesterday. Just what the hell a baby would need with a passport is beyond me. Maybe he’s involved with international baby espionage and intrigue. Or maybe he just wants something that says, “I crapped myself in 28 different countries.” Well, for a pants-pooping covert agent, you have to admit he’s pretty darn cute.

Annoyingly cute singer Gwen Stefani has given birth to a son, Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. Yeah, I know. Zuma Nesta? Isn’t that the name of some sleeping pill? I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t want my son’s name to conjure up images of some creepy green glowing moth invading my room. NineMSN reports,

Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale weighed in at a healthy 8.5 pounds. Mum and baby are both “happy and healthy” says a publicist from the hospital.

Zuma is Gwen’s second child with husband Gavin Rossdale, the couple already have a two-year-old son, Kingston.

If you ever wake up in the middle of the night to the soft fluttering of moth wings over your mouth, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

A very pregnant but still adorable Gwen in LA August 10