Some dink has finally decided to make an honest woman out of Tara Reid. Assuming she is still a woman after all that surgery. People Magazine says
Tara Reid and boyfriend Michael Axtmann were having dinner at The Little Door restaurant in Los Angeles on Monday night when Axtmann asked for something not on the menu: Reid’s hand in marriage.
“Michael surprised Tara with a beautiful ring,” the actress’s rep [says]. “Tara was so happy.”
Good thing they mentioned the ring, because I was about to say that “being engaged” is not the same thing as “being engaged in oral sex when the officer approached the window.” I know because the Poughkeepsie Times issued a retraction for my engagement announcement last year after that guy submitted a copy of the police report. Some people just like raining on other people’s parades.
At CW Studios last month:
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