Taylor Swift showed up to a Kennedy family event with Conor Kennedy over the weekend, but that didn’t stop her from making out with Arnold Schwarzenegger’s son Patrick while she was there. Radar Online says:
“Taylor was making out with Patrick all night,” a source [said]. “The previous day, she was all over Conor, so she hooked up with two cousins on consecutive nights!”
“Taylor and Patrick weren’t kissing out in the open, but she wasn’t being as subtle as she thought she was,” the source says. “Conor doesn’t know, but everyone else in the family does.”
“Caroline and Ethel Kennedy think she’s a hanger-on and find her obsession with the Kennedy cousins disconcerting,” the source said. “Taylor lost the respect of everyone in the family. They despise her and don’t want her anywhere near Conor or Patrick.”
A young girl, torn between cousins. I believe that’s how most backwoods Arkansas sex tapes start. I just hope Taylor Swift can breathe through her nostrils and bend in half at the waist, or she’s really not gonna be up for what comes next.