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Taylor Swift Isn’t Helping Those Breast Implant Rumors

Taylor Swift still hasn’t fessed up to that breast augmentation yet, but every dress she’s worn in the last two weeks has been cut to the navel, and you know what they say — actions speak louder than words. That’s why I always submit my character references in the form of an interpretive dance. Why tell a potential employer you’re hard-working and dependable when you could show him through a series of flutter kicks and monkey rolls? Paint a picture using the very landscape of your soul!

Taylor’s body-con Kaufman Franco dress might not work for the implant-less, but the Christian Louboutin PVC and python detail Dufoura booties she’s wearing work for EVERY cup size. Just not every pocketbook.