The trailer for the new Christian Bale movie “Terminator Salvation” has hit the web, and boy does it look awesome. My only complaint is that it’s missing the naked oil rubdown and the extreme closeups of John Connor thrusting, which I consider elemental to the series. What do you wanna bet the fire marshal made the director put the kibosh on the sexy stuff? You know, so the fire departments wouldn’t have to concern themselves with the hundreds of panties that would inevitably drop to the floor on sight of Christian Bale’s magnificent nakedness, potentially blocking exits in crowded theaters? From what I remember about freshman year, panty-piles can be a real fire hazard. Same goes for hoarding tanks of nitrous oxide in your dorm room and making rivers out of Southern Comfort and cigarette butts in your roommate’s shower caddy. See, I did learn stuff in college! In your face, Mom and Dad!