25-year old Lindsay Lohan reportedly enjoyed a “steamy night of passion” with 46-year-old notorious pervert photographer Terry Richardson — I’ll pause for any involuntary retching you may experience after reading that — but it seems one night with Lilo was more than enough for Terry. Radar Online says:

“They had a major night of passion after they worked on this photo shoot together and now she’s going all out to get her claws into him,” a source [said]. “But Terry is just not interested in pursuing a relationship with Lindsay and totally regrets hooking up with her.

“Lindsay has been texting and phoning him nonstop and he’s actually kind of freaked out by how strong she’s been coming on to him; it’s all pretty unseemly. As Terry said, there’s nothing more unattractive than a desperate woman. It’s a difficult situation though as they move in the same circles and have a lot of mutual friends. He’s trying to work out a way to let her down gently without blowing their friendship.”

Terry Richardson is bird-chested, bald, middle-aged and looks like either a serial killer or a pedophile depending on the lighting, and the general consensus among the women he photographs is that he’s fucking disgusting. And yet even he’s passing on Lindsay Lohan. In the immortal words of Michael Kelso, “BUUUUURRN!”

Lindsay (or possibly Dee Snider) at the opening of Terrywood by Terry Richardson in L.A. last month: