There are so many things wrong with this picture, I don’t even know where to begin. Like Miley Cyrus‘ mom, for starters. She looks like a porn star who peaked in the early 90′s but still dances topless on the weekend at a titty bar off I-81. You can almost smell the Hepatitis C and Merit Ultra Lights from here. Miley can’t find a goddamn bra or a normal-size pair of sunglasses to save her life, and she’s been under the misguided impression that Edward Scissorhanding your clothes somehow makes them fashionable. But that’s not even the worst of it. Not even close. That distinguished honor goes to the ten-year old flashing her push-up bra and a pair of cutoff Daisy Dukes. If the Taliban ever needed a poster child for the Great Satan, I think I’ve found their girl right here.
Tish, Miley and Noah at Patty’s Diner in Toluca Lake:
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures
No amount of plastic surgery will fix that young one.
She could show up on anybody’s doorstep on Halloween and say she’s a goblin.
“The Cyruses Are All White Trash Whores” — Wow, finally some old news. lol
What’s wrong with this picture? No double-wide in sight.
Kill it with fire.
This is not nice people. I am very sad they are splitting up and wish
they would try to work things out.
As far as Brett Michaels- I refuse to believe this as they all believe in
God and know right from wrong here.
Yeah, this calls it like it is, esp. after the Bret Michaels scandal. Is it any surprise that Miley is really not a good role model for young teens? Do we predict a Britney meltdown or total Lohan moves in a few years? I sure do. You can take the trash away from the trailer but you can’t take the trailer out of the trash.