There are so many things wrong with this picture, I don’t even know where to begin. Like Miley Cyrus‘ mom, for starters. She looks like a porn star who peaked in the early 90′s but still dances topless on the weekend at a titty bar off I-81. You can almost smell the Hepatitis C and Merit Ultra Lights from here. Miley can’t find a goddamn bra or a normal-size pair of sunglasses to save her life, and she’s been under the misguided impression that Edward Scissorhanding your clothes somehow makes them fashionable. But that’s not even the worst of it. Not even close. That distinguished honor goes to the ten-year old flashing her push-up bra and a pair of cutoff Daisy Dukes. If the Taliban ever needed a poster child for the Great Satan, I think I’ve found their girl right here.
Tish, Miley and Noah at Patty’s Diner in Toluca Lake:
PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures