The Desperate Housewives are Flawless

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This promo shot was just released to promote the fourth season of Desperate Housewives, and boy do these ladies ever look amazing! And when I say “amazing” — naturally I mean they rate somewhere between Betty Boop and Jessica Rabbit on the scale of Authentic Looking Women You’d See in Real Life.

It’s times like these, I wish for the sake of humanity that Photoshop was programmed with a “self destruct” feature built in. Whichever copy was used to create this monstrosity probably had to be destroyed after it started smoking and flashing “fatal error” messages.

After the jump, a cold shower of reality with Teri Hatcher and Felicity Huffman at the Badgley Mischka party earlier this week.

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13 Reader Comments

  1. Otto the Short Yellow Bus Driver

    at least felicity is looking cute. teri needs to get a refund on all that facework she had done. no longer a cutie.

  2. Mikey

    The truly sad thing is that even in the publicity shot, and with all the power and might ABC can bring to bear in the vain and futile attempt to make her look even passably human, Teri Hatcher still looks like Mumra.

  3. bionic bunny

    puh-puh-puh-PLEASE don’t ever compare this group to jessica rabbit again!! uh, and i’m not even saying that as “the bunny”!!

  4. The graphic designer of the promo shot should be sentenced to one night with the Firecrotch. That would teach ‘em not to use such cliche imagery for such an unworthy cause. I mean come on!!! Walking on firey water??? Douchebag.

  5. Matt

    Does anyone remember when Teri Hatcher played Penny on MacGyver years ago? I had the hots for her back then, she had a little baby fat and was just adorable… Then she resurfaces and looks terrible.

    Oh the good ol’ days…

  6. Souva Banerjee

    I think Teri Hatcher’s nostrils look pretty cool & are quite adoreable.
    Afterall its all our imperfections that make us unique& perfect in our own little way

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