The rest of Lindsay Lohan’s interview aired this morning on the Today Show, and it’s just her regurgitating the same shit she always says after she gets busted and forcibly sober — it’s not my fault, I invested too heavily in my relationships, I’ll be at the Oscars in five years, etc., etc. She claims she’s through with dating for a while and planning to focus on her career. The good thing is she never has to worry about being lonely. She still has all those chins to keep her company.
Leaving her hotel in New York yesterday:













Let’s start calling her what she will inevitably be: the Human Relapse Machine.