Further reiterating why God withered up Kate Gosselin’s ovaries twenty years ago, her eight little science-spawned children with Jon Gosselin have now taken to ruining Christmas for their classmates. Or maybe I should say their six science-spawned children have taken to ruining Christmas for their classmates, because two of them don’t actually go to school anymore. On account of their “anger issues,” you see. Radar Online says:

The Gosselin children have been accused of spoiling Christmas for fellow students [by]… “telling other kids at school that there is no Santa Claus,” a close friend of the family [said].

“[Jon] has received many phone calls from parents because the kids actually told [classmates as young as six] ‘your parents are lying to you,’ causing them to get upset,” the insider said.

Denying a report that two of her eight children were expelled from school, Kate this week admitted daughter Alexis and son Collin “were having anger issues.”

The Kate Plus 8 star revealed that she and the school “mutually agreed” to take the pair out of school, and they’re now studying with a private tutor.

Look, just because the faculty told you and your little brats to get the fuck out of their school doesn’t mean you “mutually agreed” on anything. You had no say in the process it whatsoever. That’s like telling people that you and Sir Isaac Newton “mutually agreed” that a body at rest will remain at rest unless an outside force acts on it. Sorry, but the law of inertia doesn’t rely on your approval, and neither did that school board. You don’t control everything, you stupid bitch!

Kate MINUS eight in New York on Wednesday:

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