The Kardashians Get Signed for $40 Million

Want to know what’s wrong with our society today? Just read this story. Seriously, it makes me want to disown American society as a whole. TMZ reports,

The Kardashian family has just signed on for 3 more seasons with E!, and it’s the richest deal ever in reality TV … TMZ has learned.

Sources connected with the deal tell us, the family will get more than $40 million for 3 more seasons of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians.”

The 6th season of the show averaged 3 million viewers. The 7th season begins airing May 20.

Our sources say the $40-plus million deal does not include product endorsements and other items associated with the show that Kim, Kris and the rest of the brood are able to hock.

I could go on and on about how it’s possible that a family of famewhores who have no real purpose other than to think of how else to whore themselves out could be paid $40 fucking million dollars, but then I just look at Kim Kardashian’s face and it’s like God damn, what the fuck is up with the layers of makeup? I can almost hear her pores crying out for oxygen. It’s as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

2 Reader Comments

  1. anony

    E! is totally full of shit at this point.
    It’s unwatchable, mostly for this shit.
    I can’t believe that, when it started, there were actually things you could watch on it.

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