Press enter to see results or esc to cancel.

This is What Katy Perry’s Grammys Dress Was Supposed to Look Like and Other News

katy-perry-grammys-dress-before

The green Gucci dress Katy Perry wore to the Grammys (right) is the same dress actress Li Bingbing wore to the Golden Horse Awards in November (left), but you’d never know it to look at them. That’s because Li’s dress isn’t two sizes too small and the keyhole neckline hasn’t been warped into a porthole of bulging flesh. It’s the difference between couture and cocotte.

In other news…

Vivienne Jolie-Pitt got paid three grand for her first week shooting “Maleficent.” (Celebitchy)

The top 100 Simpsons quotes of all time, including such gems as “Ah, alcohol and night-swimming… it’s a winning combination!” and “It’s not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.” (Mandatory)

Rihanna shows off her engagement ring and a spectacular lack of judgement at the Grammys. (ICYDK)

Alyssa Miller is the newest face to grace the Sports Illustrated swimsuit catalog. (Moe Jackson)

Elisha Cuthbert had never looked better than she does on the cover of next month’s Maxim. (Hollywood Rag)

Adele has a new neck tattoo. All of Cell Block D approves. (Hollywood PQ)

Chris Brown refuses to stand when Frank Ocean wins a Grammy. (The Blemish)

Michael Bay is shooting another Victoria’s Secret commercial featuring sports cars and wind machines. Chances are good it’s still more watchable than any of the Transformers movies. (Celeb Slam)

Jedi time tricks. (Caveman Circus)

Mike Tyson has a cameo on How I Met Your Mother, which begs the question, is that show REALLY still on the air? (Huffington Post)

G4 is officially becoming the Esquire channel, and at 2:14 a.m. Eastern Standard Time, it will become self-aware. (COED Magazine)

Lindsay Lohan arrives at the amFAR gala looking like a dirty hot mess flapper trainwreck. I wouldn’t expect anything else. (INF Daily)

Paula Deen spray tan FAIL. (Evil Beet)