Nearly three months after the news of his car-accident-turned-whorefest broke, Tiger Woods is finally addressing the incident publicly for the first time. According to TMZ
Tiger Woods will speak publicly at the PGA Tour Headquarters on Friday at 11:00 AM ET.
According to Tiger’s agent, Mark Steinberg, Tiger plans to apologize for his behavior and discuss his plans for the future.
Steinberg said no one will be able to ask questions during the news conference. There is a report out that Tiger will read a prepared statement.
And the following message was posted on Tiger Woods’ official website yesterday:
“While Tiger feels that what happened is fundamentally a matter between him and his wife, he also recognizes that he has hurt and let down a lot of other people who were close to him. He also let down his fans. He wants to begin the process of making amends, and that’s what he’s going to discuss.”
Sorry, but I think it’s too little, too late at this point. Unless he’s planning on pulling down his pants and showing he’s wearing a titanium chastity belt with armored 40H Mortise locks, I doubt anyone’s going to buy what he’s selling.
I HOPE THIS MOTHER FUCKIN’ NIGGA GETS SHOT AND DIES.
This is what Tiger REALLY wants to say to you all :”OH…I AM SOOOOO SORRY I DID SUCH A BAD THING….I AM SO SORRY I HAD SEX WITH TONS OF WHITE CHIX….MANY THAT ALOT OF YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO DO IN YOUR PATHETIC LIFETIME. I AM SOOO SORRY I COULD HAVE GIVEN MY WIFE AIDS, AND FUCKED MY KIDS OVER….YA…I COULD HAVE BEEN AT HOME BEING A NICE FATHER AND ALL…BUT INSTEAD I WAS OUT BANGGIN WHITE BABES. I WANT TO MAKE AMENDS, CUZ, WELL…THIS IS REALLY HURTING MY WALLET, AND I HOPE ALL MY DUMB FUCK FANS WILL FORGIVE ME, BUY MY INDORSED PRODUCTS, AND KEEP ME RICH JUST FOR HITTING A LITTLE WHITE BALL IN HOLE IN THE GROUND….OK….FORGIVE ME?
Like really who the hell cares … So wat if tiger fucked some white girls that’s not his wife.. Ppl be doin this everyday .. Big fuckin deal.. John terry jus got caught fuckin his teamates wife .. And they jus said it and moved on .. Why tiger need to tell anybody sorry .. But his wife of course