Tiger Liked “Putting from the Rough,” Wink, Wink

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A Playboy Cybergirl turned high-priced call girl revealed yesterday that she was mistress 3,274 in the Tiger Woods sex scandal. Now, I know you’re saying “ooh, another whore — so what, who cares?” Well, brace yourself: according to The Sun

Loredana Jolie, 26, said the golfer enjoyed watching MEN dirty dancing for each other.

The Sicilian-born blonde recalled: “Tiger’s sexual fantasies were not normal. He likes role playing, he likes to be the guy in control and wearing a suit while there are girls performing girl-on-girl and guys entertaining guys.

By that, I mean they would dance for each other like girls would do for a man. He had male friends, and I am sure they got involved.”

Damn. He’s like a black Caligula. All he needs to do now is make his horse a high priest, have sex with his sister and slit his father-in-law’s throat. You have to admit, “Let them hate me, so they but fear me!” would make a great ad slogan for Gilette.

Lordena Jolie in the flesh:

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2 Reader Comments

  1. Roadside

    Pretty sure she wasn’t born blonde, so I’ll need to see proof of Sicilian birth, too.

    Tiger’s kinkiness is closer to Fellini than Caligula.

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