Tila Tequila revealed on her blog yesterday that she has joined the fourth installment of VH-1’s Celebrity Rehab to conquer her socially-crippling need for attention and money “prescription pill problem.” Radar Online says
Tila loved to snort the prescription sleep aid Ambien, sources close to her told us.
“She would base her entire day around it,” one insider [revealed]. “She would wake up, snort ambien, google herself, do more, Twitter all day and then sleep,” [adding] that when Tila would snort Ambien, “she would get manic.”
“I KNOW I am an EXTREMELY smart girl, and to run all these empires when I am not even 30 yet, is quite an accomplishment, however I finally admitted to myself that I cannot rely on taking prescription pills everyday for the rest of my life!” Tila wrote.
Am I missing something here? Ambien is a sleep aid, right? How does something that’s supposed to produce drowsiness make you manic? I call bullshit. Bull shit. You’ve just convinced yourself you’re fucked up because you want a free pass for acting a fool. You see the same thing at middle school parties when you break out the oregano and O’Douls and they all get progressively more “fucked up” as the night wears on. Not that I hang out at middle school parties a lot or anything. It’s just all part of my double-blind study on the Interpersonal Dynamics of the Placebo-Effect Produced by Non-Alcoholic Beer on 12-Year Olds. You can read all about it in the court transcripts after my hearing next week.
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If you don’t go to bed after taking an Ambien, it can have a manic side-effect.
Yuck and I am willing to bet that her hoo haa stinks really bad, I can’t stand this constant attention seeking nobody.
Yeah, I’ve definitely had crazy experiences with ambien if I tried to stay up and finish work or something… you start to hallucinate.
feeling a bit awkward here standing up for that batshitcrazy gnome, buuut…If you have ADHD for example, which, well would’t be too suprising in the case of said gnome, your reaction to most sleeping aids will be quite diffrent than what’s expected. Hyperactivity, mania, hallucinations and rage might not be the intended outcome when taking sleepaids.
The reaction is said to be caused by the low levels of noradrenalin in ze brainz of people, and gnomes, with ADHD.
That said I’m pretty sure her appearance on CR is a publicity stunt.
Ambien does some weird stuff on it’s own but keep in mind that she’s snorted more coke than Keith Richards….well maybe not him, but she’s close. So her brain and liver and already shot, throw in some Ambien and who knows what will happen.
Ambien does some weird stuff on it’s own but keep in mind that she’s snorted more coke than Keith Richards….well maybe not him, but she’s close. So her brain and liver and already shot, throw in some Ambien and who knows what will happen.