Before I even get to Beyonce’s travesty of a dress at the Met’s Costume Institute Gala last night, we gotta talk about what was going on with Tom Brady’s hair. Is he supposed to be a cockatoo, or slightly edgier version of Wham? Is this a practical joke? WTF, man! Have a little dignity. Now no self-respecting Patriots fan can ever utter your name in public again. At least not without using the words “Lucky Pierre” and making that tongue-in-cheek sign for blowjob.