After five years of couch-jumping turkey-basting wedded bliss, Katie Holmes has filed for divorce from husband Tom Cruise — apparently, it was as much a shock to him as it was to the rest of us. TMZ says:
Katie Holmes is the one who filed for divorce and Tom Cruise was “blindsided” by Katie’s legal move.
Katie filed the divorce docs in New York on June 28, citing “irreconcilable differences.” She is asking for sole legal custody and “primary residential custody” of the couple’s 6-year-old daughter, Suri.
We’re told Tom is “very sad” and “did not see this coming.”
This really surprised the hell out of me. I thought for sure there were still five years left on her contract. She must have built up a tolerance to the Xenu juice somehow. Dead eyes like those can’t be faked.
It’s pretty obvious from the look on Suri’s face that they’d just seen “Rock of Ages”:
No kidding–her contract was up.
And no one believes Cruise when he ever talks about how solid his “relationships” are/