Katie Holmes serenaded husband Tom Cruise with “Whatever Lola Wants” at the A Fine Romance Benefit at 20th Century Fox yesterday, only it was an interactive serenade, which everyone knows is the most embarrassing kind of serenade of all. Tom made sure he got to sashay and preen a little on the stage, too, but then made sure to point at his wedding ring to remind everyone that he was, in fact, a heterosexual male who was clearly enjoying this display of feminine sexual aggression. To quote Dale Gribble, this performance “is the feces that is created when shame eats too much stupidity.” And then uses dignity to wipe.
UPDATE: It seems that Scientology minders have gone and yanked this off of YouTube, presumably because it’s so goddamn embarrassing. I’ll see if I can’t find it elsewhere in the meantime.
You know she’s just counting down the time until her contract with Cruise is over. And then hoping he doesn’t pick up her option…
When will this masquerade end?
I’m sure there’s something I’d like to see less than those two dancing and flirting. I’m not sure what it is but there must be something. Oh, Jennifer Aniston in another rom-com? Adam Sandler and JA in a rom-com?
As if the fact they are cult members isn’t embarrassing enough….lol
OMG, she can’t sing for shit.
Watching them flirt is creepy, but not as bad as that GD sex movie he did with Nicole.