
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes hit the photo booth at the Vanity Fair Oscars after-party to make sure there was a blatant display of heterosexuality captured on film that his agent could mass-release to the media. Look, their lips are touching and everything! How could Tom be anything other than straight? Passion like that can’t be faked!













I bet he had to go wipe his mouth on a penis after that.
So did she.
Haha! George Clooney is more gay than Tom. Talk about that. Even Pitt is as gay as they come.