Tony Parker might be French, but he’s pursuing justice the American way: with a lawsuit. Tony is suing photo agency X17 for their claims that he cheated on wife Eva Longoria with French model Alexandra Paressant. TMZ reports
In the lawsuit, Parker alleges X17 defamed him, claiming, “X17 had to know that the story was false, or at the very least, it had to have entertained serious doubts about the credibility of its supposed source.” The San Antonio Spur seems particularly pissed that X17 never sought to “verify the information with Mr. Parker, Ms. Longoria, any of their representatives or….anyone else who might have knowledge of the truth or falsity of the allegations. Tony Parker never had sexual relations with a woman named Alexandra Paressant.” The suit seeks at least $20 million [in damages].
All this ugliness could have been avoided if Eva would have just taken it in the face and occasionally let him put it in the butt. Simple as that, ladies. Trust me, short of lying, it’s the best solution to most of life’s problems. If I had a nickel for every jam it’s ever gotten me out of, I probably could have retired by the age of twenty-five. At the very least, I could have made a really big pyramid out of nickels. I’m talking huge. Believe me, you’re not going to see Eva Longoria building something like that. Someone really ought to tell her that you can’t put dignity in the bank.
The happy couple on the set of InStyle photoshoot last Friday: