Too Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Eliot Spitzer

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You already met former New York governor Eliot Spitzer’s first hooker, Ashely Alexandra Dupre — now meet the other super-classy broad he was porking in his off time. The NY Post says

At the center of the [second prostitution ring] is Kristin “Billie” Davis, a busty bottle blonde who hails from a rough-and-tumble California trailer park. She has a reputation for hard-partying, shameless self-promotion and a rumored 10,000-name-long client list.

Like I told you — claaa-see. But as that old adage goes: “Money can’t buy you love.” It can, however, buy you hormone replacement therapy. Someone at Wicked Models might want to look into that.

Sure-fire she-male:

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7 Reader Comments

  1. Marie LaVeaux

    Okay, other than the most obvious problems that Ms. Davis may present, did anyone else notice the inverted cross necklace?

  2. open mouth jones

    Somehow I don’t think being a satanist is high on her list of priorities.
    Hiding her penis, and creating enough friction between her thighs to simulate a vage for her less pervy clients? Yeah, I’d say that’s priority numero uno.

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