John Travolta made his first public appearance Thursday night since being accused of homosexual misconduct with two masseurs, a cabin boy, a pilot, a personal trainer, and a partridge in a pear tree. Radar Online says:

The 58-year-old Pulp Fiction was among several stars who spoke at the American Film Institute’s tribute to Shirley MacLaine in Los Angeles.

Travolta didn’t sit in the audience, but rather only appeared on stage to sing the praises of the iconic, Oscar winning actress.

If you ever wondered what Mr. Spock would have looked like in a bad ER-era George Clooney toupee and a tux, wonder no more. And since Vulcans in cheap rugs aren’t good for page views, how about a little Jennifer Aniston leg action instead? Captain’s log indeed!